American Wahabbis and the Ten Commandments

[Catwoman]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

"People are longing for the Parliament of this government to take the sticks out of their ass and we would like to help them with our new product, StickBeGone(TM). It will be one of the first crucial steps at winning the prostate cancer war."
..I'm just sayin', it's a lot of snips.

NEWSFLASH!

A prolific internet user that goes by the name of Clodfobble has said (indirect quote) 'I wish to castrate the British Parliament'. Under US legislation this constitues breach of anti-terror laws and the FBI will henceforth be tracking the anonymous internet user's movements from a remote viewing panel located in West Virginia (subnote: the FBI are not all virgins ®). The mystery terrorist also said 'we would like [snip] them [snip] BeGone [ship] cancer [snip] war' betraying their cruel plans for British MPs who may already be penii deprived, and are currently shitting themselves over tea and toast.