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Originally Posted by Nothing But Net

Michael Jackson: guilty or not?

Please respond before the bought-and-paid-for jury returns the (ha-ha) verdict.

Guilty.

But he will not be convicted at this trial. The sleezy mom provides reasonable doubt.

MJ will finally receive his cumupance in spring of 2009, when he, OJ Simpson, and Ashlee Simpson all run out of money, and are forced to tour Indian casinos and truck stops performing the motown hits of the early 70's as the trio, "The Wonderfuls."