mad libs

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Looking at the list and trying to guess which thread it way have come from I suspect an Australian goat is involved. Which reminds me of a story that belongs on a different thread, but it could be like a warm up act for your later night mad libs.

Are you all sitting comfortably?

There was a conference of researchers of the paranormal at a large hotel. One of the lectures was by a man who was studying human interactions with ghosts. The audience was packed for this most interesting of topics.

"First off," he addressed the crowd "how many of you believe in ghosts?"
A huge showing of hands.
"Next, how many of you have actually seen a ghost?"
A smaller group of hands
"Has any one here spoken, or had physical contact with a ghost"
Perhaps a dozen hands are raised.
"This last question may seem odd, but it is an important part of my research, has anyone here ever had sexual relations with a ghost?"
The whole hall is silent. After a long pause a small swami sitting it the back row meekly raises his hand.
The lecturer is amazed. "you mean to tell me you've actually had sex witha SPIRIT?"
Confused the swami answers, "Spirit? OH so sorry, I thought you said goats."

have fun at work LJ