need really really bad advice

Radar · 07-30-2005, 08:57 PM

Get drunk at your company Christmas party and hit on your bosses wife

Have sex with two women at your job, then let them know about each other.

Invest in solar powered flashlights

Do your wife doggy style and then shout out the name of your ex-girlfriend just as you're about to climax.

Eat lots of refried beans and then sit near the campfire.

Go to the Apollo theater, and shout out, "Which one of you niggers has change for a hundred?"

Compliment your wife by saying she blows you way better than her sister does.

07-30-2005, 08:57 PM	#39
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	Get drunk at your company Christmas party and hit on your bosses wife Have sex with two women at your job, then let them know about each other. Invest in solar powered flashlights Do your wife doggy style and then shout out the name of your ex-girlfriend just as you're about to climax. Eat lots of refried beans and then sit near the campfire. Go to the Apollo theater, and shout out, "Which one of you niggers has change for a hundred?" Compliment your wife by saying she blows you way better than her sister does. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

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