7/1/2002: Panda porn

Undertoad · 07-01-2002, 11:53 AM

A few decades back China gave the U.S. two pandas as a gift. The zookeepers tried to get them to mate, but they never got the job done.

Maybe they just needed a good VHS of some really hot panda love.

Because this is what they're trying now, in China: this zookeeper is showing a male giant panda a tape of two other pandas. <i>Doing it.</i>

Does it work? Apparently it does, because the Giant Panda Breeding and Research Center has successfully taken 20 pandas in 1998 up to 55 pandas now.

07-01-2002, 11:53 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	7/1/2002: Panda porn A few decades back China gave the U.S. two pandas as a gift. The zookeepers tried to get them to mate, but they never got the job done. Maybe they just needed a good VHS of some really hot panda love. Because this is what they're trying now, in China: this zookeeper is showing a male giant panda a tape of two other pandas. <i>Doing it.</i> Does it work? Apparently it does, because the Giant Panda Breeding and Research Center has successfully taken 20 pandas in 1998 up to 55 pandas now.

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