this may not be funny

[slapictron seminount]

if we are all typing into this engine known as the cellar, then what do we call ourselves? If i have overlooked something that answers this in the content, forgive me, i am new, and there is a lot of information to sift through...I thought it would be humourous (mildly at least) to call myself 'cellulite'...should have thought of that one upon registration...is that even a joke? maybe the women reading will have at least half a laugh...that's all i can expect from a forum of this nature...