Corrupted Wish

[Tonchi]

Originally Posted by Elspode

I wish that my junk would haul itself to the landfill tomorrow morning.

It does! And that includes all your junk mail, which ends up in the landfill without you ever having to touch it. Unfortunately, included in the load were reminders carrying your Social Security number, bank account number, and the PIN to your ATM card. The bonanza is discovered by garbage pickers hired by the Russian Mafia to winnow for such info and you will be receiving statements confirming "your" purchases all over the world by next month.


I wish I owned a Jaguar convertible instead of a Saturn coupe.