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Old 12-21-2005, 01:28 PM   #11
Elspode
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
 
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YesMan, I'm pretty sure I have a graphic around here somewhere that shows a man's heart being directly connected to his crank by way of the stomach. It is a useful visual aid in coming to understand how your heart can hurt after either of the other two organs has been well-satisfied.

This is one horny little minx getting it on with two dudes (possibly in the same day?), and obviously getting something out of it. Now the question becomes...are you getting what *you* need to get out of it? You know, it is entirely possible that you could attempt to sever that penis/heart connection and just enjoy the ride, man. Even better...find that nice mature lady I mentioned earlier, and then let Ms. Thang know that you, too, are now torn between two lovers, feelin' like a fool. Tell her that lovin' both of them, is breakin' all the rules...

You'll only be a doormat if you continue to lay there and get walked on, bro.
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