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wolf Lies Your Mother (and/or... 03-24-2006, 01:52 PM

SteveDallas They told me if I ate my... 03-24-2006, 01:58 PM

thrillhouse those are all lies? shit... 03-24-2006, 01:58 PM

Trilby Eating the crusts of my bread... 03-24-2006, 02:15 PM

Elspode My father was so completely... 03-24-2006, 02:41 PM

SteveDallas I expect this is exactly what... 03-24-2006, 02:43 PM

xoxoxoBruce I think of this often, and... 03-24-2006, 09:22 PM

monster Someone once mentioned that... 03-25-2006, 01:03 PM

Trilby Not to worry, monster. When... 03-25-2006, 01:11 PM

Undertoad Jacquelita said she told a... 03-25-2006, 08:39 PM

Griff I keep my lies in the realms... 03-26-2006, 06:51 AM

fargon I was told that I was found... 03-26-2006, 07:30 AM

Savay That I won't always be... 04-23-2006, 01:15 PM

Cheyenne told to boys: "that will make... 04-23-2006, 04:35 PM

capnhowdy Swallow your gum and your... 04-23-2006, 05:27 PM

wolf I always got "stunt your... 04-23-2006, 05:42 PM

capnhowdy Oh... I forgot. Catholics are... 04-23-2006, 05:28 PM

DucksNuts Picking your nose will make... 04-23-2006, 06:03 PM

capnhowdy dirty underwear increases... 04-23-2006, 07:05 PM

Savay Watching too much tv will... 04-23-2006, 08:40 PM

DucksNuts ohhh or the ole... sitting... 04-23-2006, 08:40 PM

wolf If you read in the dark with... 04-23-2006, 09:03 PM

Kagen4o4 we love you very much :sniff: 04-23-2006, 10:23 PM

chainsaw My dad used to tell me that... 04-24-2006, 10:39 AM

Munchkin That if I went to college and... 04-24-2006, 01:46 PM

Guest The normal ones like TV... 04-25-2006, 04:41 PM

skysidhe god is comming I keep... 04-26-2006, 09:12 AM

melidasaur If you eat while laying down,... 04-27-2006, 01:35 PM

03-24-2006, 01:52 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Lies Your Mother (and/or Father) Told You ... You know what I mean ... family or folk stories that your parents told you with perfectly straight faces to explain something to you or to keep you from engaging in some sort of bad behavior. We'll take Santa and the Easter Bunny as givens, and in fact they've been discussed else where. I mean stuff like this: Thunder results from God and the Angels having bowling league night in Heaven. Potatoes will grow in (or behind) your ears if you don't clean them. If you swallow a watermelon seed it will grow inside your stomach. You know, that sort of thing. Got any good ones? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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