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Iggy · 05-27-2006, 01:32 PM

A drunken man walks into a bar.

The bartender sees that he is already 5 sheets to the wind, and proceeds to inform the man,
"I'm sorry sir, but you will have to leave. We don't serve anyone that drunk in this bar."

The man scowls at the bartender, but stumbles out anyway.

Not 15 minutes later, the drunk stumbles back in the bar.

So the bartender, slightly annoyed at this point, tells the man the same thing he did before.

This time the drunk starts cussing profusely and refuses to leave. But when the bouncer comes over and tells the man to leave, he finally obliges.

About 30 minutes later, the same drunk comes through the door again!

The bartender is really pissed now. So he yells at the drunk to leave, because "we don't serve drunks here!"

Baffled and angry, the drunk says "Damn! How many bars do you work at?!?"

05-27-2006, 01:32 PM	#11
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	A drunken man walks into a bar. The bartender sees that he is already 5 sheets to the wind, and proceeds to inform the man, "I'm sorry sir, but you will have to leave. We don't serve anyone that drunk in this bar." The man scowls at the bartender, but stumbles out anyway. Not 15 minutes later, the drunk stumbles back in the bar. So the bartender, slightly annoyed at this point, tells the man the same thing he did before. This time the drunk starts cussing profusely and refuses to leave. But when the bouncer comes over and tells the man to leave, he finally obliges. About 30 minutes later, the same drunk comes through the door again! The bartender is really pissed now. So he yells at the drunk to leave, because "we don't serve drunks here!" Baffled and angry, the drunk says "Damn! How many bars do you work at?!?" __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

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