Interesting Thought of the Day

[Elspode]

Originally Posted by KinkyVixen

Anyone ever wake up and realize that they were someone or some thing they never intended to be?

Oh, Jeez...now you've gone and done it. You've made me stop and realize that I'm almost 50, making a stinking 40k a year, living with a woman who alternately thinks I'm the laziest, stupidest male ever, then telling me how great I am and how much she loves me. I have a handicapped son, four broken down cars, a heart bypass and an ileostomy, I'm losing my hair, fighting diabetes, and have the attention span of a speck of dust. I've got $5.75 in the bank right now and I'm about to own two houses.

Now I wish I hadn't sold my goddamn pistol when I was even more broke.

What I really wanted was to be a lumberjack...leaping from tree to tree...