The Pennsylvania Senate race tightens and it's partly my fault

[Spexxvet]

I saw an ad for Prick Sans-rectum today. It was about how he introduced legislation that helps seniors get early detection of colon cancer. Why is it that repubicans advertise their liberal accomplishments to try to get votes? Notice he didn't advertise that the repububicans kept senior citizens taxes high by giving a tax break to the wealthiest Americans. Notice he didn't say that the money we're spending in Iraq could have been better used to refill the coffers of Social Security. Or that he supports the government's power to determine when a person should be allowed to die. No - he advertises how he spent more tax money to help senior citizens, a concept in direct conflict with conservative ideals. What a hypocrit!