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Old 09-01-2006, 10:29 AM   #11
Spexxvet
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Griff
What does said fat man have?
The blues.

Quote:
Fatman in the Bathtub
Spotcheck Billy got down on his hands & knees
He said "Hey momma, hey let me check your oil alright?"
She said "No, no honey, not tonite,
comeback Monday, well you comeback Tuesday, then i might."

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?
My Juanita. I said Juanita, my sweet taquita,
what are you up to? My Juanita.

Well, i dont want nobody who wont die for dance.
Dont throw me no speed cars cause i die tryin.
Throw me line, throw me a dime.
Cause theres a fat man in the bathtub with the blues.
I hear you moan, i hear you moan--moan

Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and started to run.
Runnin down the street and yellin at the top of his lungs
"All i want in this life and time is some good clean fun,
All i want in this life and time is some hit and run!"

I said Juanita, my sweet Juanita, what are you up to?
My Juanita. I said Juanita, my sweet taquita,
what are you up to? My Juanita

Well i put my money in your meter baby so it wont run down,
But you got me in a squeeze play on the cheesey side of town.
Throw me line, now show me a sign.
Cause theres a fat man in the bathtub with the blues
I hear you moan, i hear you moan, yea
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