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footfootfoot · 09-12-2006, 07:10 PM

Your post reminds me of some wisdom I once heard, and maybe a new thread is being born here, about the "point system" which works this way:

If she does something great for you, for example, possible points might be awarded thus

*Threesome with her super hottie friend, she gets 10,000 points
*New set of golf clubs or hand made pipe or a set of Japanese paring chisels she gets 5,000 points and so on all the way down to
*Picks up a loaf of your favorite sourdough bread at the bakery, +10 points
*Asks you if you want another cup of cofee before draining the pot +1 point.

She can lose points in a similar fashion: backs the car over your new mountain bike minus 500 points. Asks you if you are having another beer? minus 5 points. And so on.

YOU on the other hand can only accumulate one point at a time.

Paint her mothers entire apartment, one point.
Take her to Jamaica for a week, one point.
Buy her a sweet card saying "I love you", one point.
Forget to say 'thank you' when she passes you the jam at breakfast, minus one point. There goes all that hard work painting her mom's house.

It's like that. Don't believe me, see for yourself. You may never have noticed it before.

09-12-2006, 07:10 PM	#16
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Your post reminds me of some wisdom I once heard, and maybe a new thread is being born here, about the "point system" which works this way: If she does something great for you, for example, possible points might be awarded thus Threesome with her super hottie friend, she gets 10,000 points New set of golf clubs or hand made pipe or a set of Japanese paring chisels she gets 5,000 points and so on all the way down to Picks up a loaf of your favorite sourdough bread at the bakery, +10 points Asks you if you want another cup of cofee before draining the pot +1 point. She can lose points in a similar fashion: backs the car over your new mountain bike minus 500 points. Asks you if you are having another beer? minus 5 points. And so on. YOU on the other hand can only accumulate one point at a time. Paint her mothers entire apartment, one point. Take her to Jamaica for a week, one point. Buy her a sweet card saying "I love you", one point. Forget to say 'thank you' when she passes you the jam at breakfast, minus one point. There goes all that hard work painting her mom's house. It's like that. Don't believe me, see for yourself. You may never have noticed it before. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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