Chariot Racing

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Originally posted by Griff


The whirling chariot axles could generate the power. Have them charge a large capacitor so you can only use the charge after a few laps. That should add some strategy and gut wrenching fear.

We'll also need monkeys in goat carts and little people with absurd weapons.

So many good ideas! I think we're going to start needing titles, so proper credit is given where due. Since I stole the idea first, I'll take Executive Producer in Charge of Mayhem, Wolf, you can be Weapons Mistress, Griff, Producer of Technology and Special Combatants, and Slang, Centurion in Charge of Hot Oil Systems.

Now, we've got to find someone to be in charge of the writhing, gossamer-clad cheerleaders. That shouldn't be too difficult to accomplish with this crowd. Volunteers?