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View Poll Results: Chuck it or eat it?
Chuck it over the road for the crows 13 68.42%
Skin it and put the haunches in the freezer for a tasty casserole later 6 31.58%
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Old 03-08-2007, 02:05 AM   #32
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A friend of mine's cat always used to leave headless mouse and bird carcasses on his front doorstep. He was very suspicious of the cat. He firmly believed that the cat had a Satanic Altar somewhere out in the woods behind the house, built from all the skulls.

I told him he was probably wrong. A proper Satanic Altar needs drippy black candles. Cats can't light matches, no matter how hard they try, even those strike anywhere bluetip ones.
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