US' new standards

[Undertoad]

"American soldiers are given dog collars and leashes to torture prisoners." here

(with ironic tone) "...we all know those enlisted men brought those dog collars and leashes with them to Iraq." here

(with ironic tone) "Clearly those enlisted men brought dog collars and leashes to Iraq." here

(with ironic tone) "After all, those lowly enlisted men did not bring dog collars and leashes with them to Iraq." here

"...her troops did not come to Iraq carrying dog collars and leashes." here

So I'm thinking, why is ol' tw so concerned with dog collars and leashes? The Army stocks dogs, so clearly they're going to stock dog collars and leashes. This is not the puzzling final straw evidence. This is not Perry Mason's sudden twist.

Call him on it, and suddenly the subject changes. You ever see him do this, xoB?

Well why would an overcrowded prison use dogs? I can't think of a reason, can you? It must be a fuckin' conspiracy from the fuckin' top!