All The News That's around The Cellar

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The Cellar is located in a wealthier PA county where crime is historically lower. Let's not forget that our president has been lying for more than four years. History says that results in increased violent crime.

This week, an extremely obese teenager from a nearby high school was recruiting former schoolmates for a Columbine attack. One student finally snitched and saved how many lives? Who bought the many guns? His mother. Look at his mother - the source of his diet - to appreciate why he was so obese. She was so grossly overweight as to require a walker. Not only was she (apparently) feeding him a bad diet. She encouraged rage by buying him a laser sight for the semi-automatic assault weapon. 85% of all problems are directly traceable to whom?

The mother of a 14-year-old boy who told police that he was planning a Columbine-type attack on Plymouth Whitemarsh High School has been charged with several felonies, including unlawful transfer of firearms and aiding the possession of a firearm by a minor.

Why did she buy the guns in Valley Forge (where George Washington spent a winter)? Because the father tried and was stopped by a previous criminal conviction.

Well maybe they were just trying to protect democracy as UG claims?
Gun charge for mother


On the other side of The Cellar, across from a high school football game, one student pulled a gun on another in the 7-11. Clearly he too was defending democracy. Or maybe he was just defending us from crime.
Limerick police arrest teen over altercation

Only a few weeks earlier, this same high school was locked down when gunfire was heard outside the school. Clearly we must all carry concealed weapons to stop all this increasing violence - to save democracy.

Meanwhile just over the state line is Pie's murder trial where rumors suggest even the jurors may be at risk. Violent crime is increasing as numbers demonstrate. Of course. Our leaders lie repeatedly. Reality - its not a question of whether George Jr is lying. It is a question of when he is actually being honest. Last time our leaders lied so much (deja vue Nam), four years later we witnessed massive increases of violent crime.

Just last night, on the Schuylkill Expressway in another direction nearby the Cellar, a 36 year old Chevy Tahoe (SUV) driver decided she was superior to everyone else. Instead of requiring a gun to be superior, she had an SUV to drive through numerous vehicles including a State Police cruiser.

A driver who barreled past stopped traffic near a construction zone on the Schuylkill Expressway late Thursday smashed into a state police cruiser and knocked it into two vehicles, closing the highway for so long that some marooned drivers ran out of gas or fell asleep in their cars.
It was a miracle that no one was killed, authorities said. The cruiser was demolished. ...
Jensen traveled the last two-tenths of a mile with the side of her car pressed against the concrete barrier ...
If the police cruiser had not been on the shoulder, the consequences could have been worse, Alston said. Jensen's SUV would have sped into an area filled with construction workers, who were installing ...

But she was in an SUV. That, just like a gun, gives her the power and obligation to protect our democracy?

Urbane Guerrilla's proclamations are worthy of a lying president - as violent crime increases even near the Cellar.

She was just trying to drive around the Police cruiser: