Cellar Secret Santa

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Originally Posted by monster

OK, the names are in, the randomizing is done, I will be sending out details this evening. Please follow these guidelines:

Guidelines? Guidelines!? We don't need no steekeen "guidelines".

Originally Posted by monster

1) cost of gift and mailing should not exceed total $15US

I'll try.

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2) Cock theme optional

I'm not going to try very hard on this one.

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3) Check last mailing date for your destination and mail well within that timeframe. International mailing should probably be done by Friday December 7th.

Definitely going to follow this one. Especially in light of guideline number 6.

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4) PM me or post in the thread when you have mailed your gift.

No problemo.

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5) Keep the address you receive confidential. Do not pass it to a third party without permission.

Guaranteed.

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6) Please remain as anonymous as possible so senders can be revealed (if they want to be) after the grand opening. This suggestion is optional, but it might be fun for recipients to guess who their Santa was.

I should write my return address in disappearing ink? I'm the only one in my freakin time zone, probably. For me to succeed here I need another address of a willing remailer.

Originally Posted by monster

7) Remember that it is not necessary to send a gift in return -someone else will have sent your Santa a gift. Thank you notes either in the mail or in the thread are sufficient. If we reciprocate it could escalate to the point where we rescue the US economy!

Hmmm. You say that like it's a bad thing. For me, the pleasure truly is in the giving.

Originally Posted by monster

8) Vote in the "opening time" poll I will post later

We have 20 Santas, by the way

Woo Hooo! I'm stoked!