Je$us Motherfuck!ng Chri$t This Fuck!ng Hurts!

Flint · 05-19-2008, 09:41 PM

I'll spare you low screen-resolution people the agony of bumping this long-a$$ thread title, which I don't apologize for btw. Somwhow, I thought nothing could be worse than having a camera shoved down my pee-hole and past my prostate into my bladder. And the thing I had done this time wasn't hald as bad, probbably because it wasn't half as large in diameter -- the thing I had shoved down my pee-hole this time, that is.

But for some reason, I don't know if it's the stinging antiseptic they applied, or the fact that the thing was in there longer, it now hurts like a b!tch to piss. And I'm on a Hydrocodone and a Tylenol3 w/ Codeine. After the last thing, it felt like a barbwire spur when the pee got up to my prostate, but then if I relaxed and let it out it wasn't so bad while I actually was peeing.

This time, when the pee gets to my ding-dong, it feels like a razorblade is slicing it in half, and it feels that way THE WHOLE TIME I'm peeing. And I'm supposed to be guzzing water to rinse myself out after the procedure. Uh, okay. I'm drinking the water, BUT I'M AFRAID TO FUCK!NG PEE GODDAMN!T

05-19-2008, 09:41 PM	#1
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Je$us Motherfuck!ng Chri$t This Fuck!ng Hurts! I'll spare you low screen-resolution people the agony of bumping this long-a$$ thread title, which I don't apologize for btw. Somwhow, I thought nothing could be worse than having a camera shoved down my pee-hole and past my prostate into my bladder. And the thing I had done this time wasn't hald as bad, probbably because it wasn't half as large in diameter -- the thing I had shoved down my pee-hole this time, that is. But for some reason, I don't know if it's the stinging antiseptic they applied, or the fact that the thing was in there longer, it now hurts like a b!tch to piss. And I'm on a Hydrocodone and a Tylenol3 w/ Codeine. After the last thing, it felt like a barbwire spur when the pee got up to my prostate, but then if I relaxed and let it out it wasn't so bad while I actually was peeing. This time, when the pee gets to my ding-dong, it feels like a razorblade is slicing it in half, and it feels that way THE WHOLE TIME I'm peeing. And I'm supposed to be guzzing water to rinse myself out after the procedure. Uh, okay. I'm drinking the water, BUT I'M AFRAID TO FUCK!NG PEE GODDAMN!T __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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