Participatory Shin Experiment

[Sundae]

You know what?
Just seeing the title of this thread made me wince. I opened it hoping that my fears would be allayed. I forgot. This is the Cellar.

I have to say, shin injuries are nasty, but nothing clouds the vision like a good old whang on the knee. The temporary pain from even a minor collision is completely out of proportion to the actual injury and literally blinding. The whole body shrieks in sympathy.

I've stopped a car with my lower leg (still have numb spots on the calf) so I decline to participate in your experiment in case I wreck the curve.