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View Poll Results: Will you shit the bed
Yes 0 0%
No 7 35.00%
You will shart if you attempt to fart 4 20.00%
who cares, you'll be so drunk it won't matter 9 45.00%
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Old 01-14-2009, 09:35 AM   #11
Sundae
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HM used to buy boxes of wine.
He was a two glass man. I envied that.

I have never, ever, ever lost control of anything in my pants when drunk.
Legs yes, stomach - a very small handful of times and those at a point where my body was probably choosing life. Heart, mind, tongue, yes.

Pee and poo? Never.
Yucky.
Then again, maybe I would have been more controlled about drinking if I had.
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