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I know for dogs they have prosthetic gonads -- artificial testicle inserts. For both males and females, they have to remove the original equipment (as half the reason people get their dogs fixed is to modify hormonally-driven behavior patterns.)

Miller has sold more than 150,000 of his Neuticles, more than doubling his $500,000 investment. The silicone implants come in different sizes, shapes, weights and degrees of firmness. The product’s Web site says Neuticles allow a pet “to retain his natural look” and “self esteem.”