Rules for Poots

monster · 08-25-2009, 10:03 PM

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...163#post590163

1) not in elevators/lifts unless leaving them empty
2) Dutch oven release should be in the prenup
3) "squeaky floorboards" does not work in modern American dwellings
4) it's Ok to blame the baby as long as you make like you're going to change the diaper/nappy RFN
5) it was Beest
6) follow-thru shall not be discussed at the dinner table
7) SBDs are the nerds of pootland
8) Noisy and harmless are the cheerleaders and jocks
9) Enjoy! the body has many ways of releasing gas. This is the fun way!

08-25-2009, 10:03 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Rules for Poots http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...163#post590163 1) not in elevators/lifts unless leaving them empty 2) Dutch oven release should be in the prenup 3) "squeaky floorboards" does not work in modern American dwellings 4) it's Ok to blame the baby as long as you make like you're going to change the diaper/nappy RFN 5) it was Beest 6) follow-thru shall not be discussed at the dinner table 7) SBDs are the nerds of pootland 8) Noisy and harmless are the cheerleaders and jocks 9) Enjoy! the body has many ways of releasing gas. This is the fun way! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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