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09-19-2009, 11:47 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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Because Mommy and Daddy Fobble haven't paid the gravity bill.
Alternate answer: Well, it is, but because electricity is invisible you can't see it leaking out of the outlets and running down the walls and all over the floor. That's why you can scuff your good shoes on the carpet to collect up all the electricity that fell down there and then make a spark by touching someone's nose. It's never too early to start screwing them up.
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