Humor...I Need Humor...

monster · 12-01-2009, 08:18 PM

It was just before Christmas, and the magistrate was in a happy mood. He asked the prisoner in the dock 'What are you charged with?'

The prisoner replied, 'Doing my Christmas shopping too early'.

'That's no crime', said the magistrate. 'Just how early were you doing this shopping?'

'Before the shop opened'

- - - - -

Moira lost her handbag in the hustle and bustle of Christmas shopping in Oxford Street, London.

A small boy found it and he returned to her. Looking in her purse, Moira reasoned, 'Hmmm.... that's strange. When I lost my bag there was a £20 note in it. Now there are four £5 notes.'

The boy quickly replied with a charming smile and in a cockney accent, 'That's right, madam. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward.'

12-01-2009, 08:18 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	It was just before Christmas, and the magistrate was in a happy mood. He asked the prisoner in the dock 'What are you charged with?' The prisoner replied, 'Doing my Christmas shopping too early'. 'That's no crime', said the magistrate. 'Just how early were you doing this shopping?' 'Before the shop opened' - - - - - Moira lost her handbag in the hustle and bustle of Christmas shopping in Oxford Street, London. A small boy found it and he returned to her. Looking in her purse, Moira reasoned, 'Hmmm.... that's strange. When I lost my bag there was a £20 note in it. Now there are four £5 notes.' The boy quickly replied with a charming smile and in a cockney accent, 'That's right, madam. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward.' __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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