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[squirell nutkin]

Sex change joke:

A man was walking down the street and an attractive woman stopped him and said:
Jim? You probably don't recognize me. I used to be Bill, from accounting. I had a sex change operation a few years ago.

Wow, OMG. I recognize you. Whoa, that's intense. What was it like? It must have been painful when you got the implants.

Not really, when I go the implants I was a little sore for a few days.

What about when they cut off your dick? That must have hurt like hell

Again, Not really. I got good pain meds and after a few weeks I was fine.

So, the whole procedure was entirely painless?

I didn't say that. It hurt like hell when they stuck a giant needle in my skull and sucked out half my brains...