Humor...I Need Humor...

TheMercenary · 03-31-2010, 08:44 PM

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps were a French guy, an English bloke, a little old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap..
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When the train emerges from the tunnel the French guy has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
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The old lady thinks: The French guy must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.
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The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That French guy must have tried to grope me in the dark but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
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The French guy thinks: That English bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark - she tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
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And the English bloke thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel just so I can smack that French bastard again.

03-31-2010, 08:44 PM	#11
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps were a French guy, an English bloke, a little old Greek lady and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts. The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.. > When the train emerges from the tunnel the French guy has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks. > The old lady thinks: The French guy must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek. > The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That French guy must have tried to grope me in the dark but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek. > The French guy thinks: That English bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark - she tried to slap him but missed and got me instead. > And the English bloke thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel just so I can smack that French bastard again.

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