Because I am Aversive to Dying

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Glinda, that's a great post!

When I was growing up, our local grocery store offered double yolk eggs. I guess the local egg producer would sort the eggs out and package the double yolk ones together. My mom would always buy the double yolk ones. I bet they were cheaper.

This same egg producer would advertise on tv. I remember the jingle well. "Brown eggs are local eggs, and local eggs are fresh." They sold brown eggs and were trying to make wary consumers understand that they were just fine.