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Here's my answer for you, then, F&M.

1. Which code of footy?
AFL, strangely conflicted between Crows and Power. Long story, but I'm an odd mix or working class and middle class. I play touch rugby though, and like to watch a bit of union, too.

2. Holdens or Fords?
Holdens. Never owned either (except a "holden apollo" which is a rebadged camry) but living in Adelaide ... also I quite like the shape of the recent commodores. And the Monaro is awesome.

3. How many days will your local supermarket be open between now and Wednesday?

Bloody ONE!. Closed Friday, Sunday, Monday (all for easter) and Tuesday (ANZAC day). Bloody Adelaide shopping hours laws.

4. What natural disaster affected your area most recently?

Not a lot here either. It was a mild and somewhat wet summer, so the worst we got was a few locusts. I guess before that it was the drought.
Didn't you guys have fires there this summer?

5. Which are scarier: drop-bears, trap-door wombats or funnel-web spiders?
Trap-door wombats. Funnel-web spiders can be dealt with by means of a shovel, and drop-bears kept off by generous applications of vegemite to the head. Nothing can save you from a trappie, though.

Crocs in the Swan river ... you joker!