Tasteless Jokes

footfootfoot · 03-08-2012, 10:15 AM

From http://anti-joke.com/

What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor?

Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

03-08-2012, 10:15 AM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	From http://anti-joke.com/ What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized. §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§ What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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