Thank god not my kid

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this is so wtf for me I have to share. Some back story: about five years ago my neighbor's 19 0r 20 y.o. daughter went on a two week trip to West Bumfuck, Egypt.(not actually Egypt, but close enough) She decided she liked it there and she stayed and met a guy and they got married over there. She came back to the states for visa reasons before she got married, and hung out at her mom's house rent free, mooching and half assedly sort of worked or looked for sort of work and wouldn't talk about her fiance or anything about her life in West BF. Fine Whatever, we weren't prying, we were just being polite.

So before the wedding (that took place in West BF- check it- her parents weren't even invited, not that they had the plane fare, but whatever) she throws herself a bridal shower inviting everyone she could think of, 900 of her closest friends, but none were invited to the wedding which was an ocean away. Ceremony here in the states? No. Just the bridal shower where she requested $ from her guests. I think there was even a suggested donation, I might be imagining it.

So she goes back to West BF, gets married, lives there until she runs out of $ comes home, again staying rent free at mom's after a year she scrapes up enough $ to fetch her husband. For the past year they've been mooching off mom, not doing anything at all to contribute to the house. I get an earfull from mom. Anyway, daughter, now 25, tells me she quit her job in a huff because her boss wasn't paying her enough. (Overpaying her, if you ask me, but whatever.) She hands me this flyer yesterday.