The most obscene vowel (NSFW Text)

ZenGum · 05-27-2013, 02:01 AM

A while back, I was browsing a list of insults, and noticed the short "u" vowel sound seems to be over-represented in our most obscene phrases. To wit:

Cunt-punting Fuck-nugget
Cum-guzzling Thunder-cunt
Cock-juggling Cluster-fuck
Scum-sucking Cock-socket
Numb-nutted Cum-bucket

The short "i" sound earns an honourable mention for it's work with piss and shit, but the "u" rules when it comes to sex-related obscenity.

Are my observations accurate? Am I ignoring other obscenities?

If this hypothesis is the case, why would it be so?

05-27-2013, 02:01 AM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	The most obscene vowel (NSFW Text) A while back, I was browsing a list of insults, and noticed the short "u" vowel sound seems to be over-represented in our most obscene phrases. To wit: Cunt-punting Fuck-nugget Cum-guzzling Thunder-cunt Cock-juggling Cluster-fuck Scum-sucking Cock-socket Numb-nutted Cum-bucket The short "i" sound earns an honourable mention for it's work with piss and shit, but the "u" rules when it comes to sex-related obscenity. Are my observations accurate? Am I ignoring other obscenities? If this hypothesis is the case, why would it be so? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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