June 19th, 2014: Bran Castle

[xoxoxoBruce]

Bran Castle, popularly know as Dracula's castle, can be yours for only $80 million. Think of the Halloween parties your could host, scaring the shit out of everyone. It's easier because the Bran loosens them up.

We invite you to experience the history, the myth, the intrigue and the magic of this wonderful place and its Queen. We hope that you will carry the spirit that makes us love Bran Castle with you, always.
We look forward to your visit.
— Dominic Habsburg

I think you'd have to be a little batty.