Botto Bistro Takes On YELP Mafia - Hilarious

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The reviews: http://www.yelp.com/biz/botto-italian-bistro-richmond-3

I ordered two 16oz containers of uranium-238 from this place 4.5 billion years ago, when my order was FINALLY delivered yesterday both containers were only half full. WTF?!?!? Seriously, who the Hell waits that long to deliver uranuim-238?!?!

Fail!!!

It was my little shih tzu's birthday and we wanted something special to celebrate. As they refused to let him eat his meal on the table (rude) we did takeout.

The pasta with homemade meatballs w/ a side of garlic spinach did not agree with my little dog. I think there was something wrong with it because he kept burping and passing gas. I tried called back to the restaurant (to politely inquire if any other dogs had been sick from the meatballs that night) but they were too busy to stay on the line with me. We drove back to the restaurant so they could see what my little guy was going through (and also so I could get a refund).

Without going into detail let's just say I was shocked by their poor attitude and finger-pointing. There was absolutely no reason for them to call the police, it was not MY fault my dog was throwing up everywhere, causing an unfortunate chain reaction with other diners.

Even if they lift the restraining order, I will absolutely not give this place a second chance!!

The back story: http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/09...e-war-on-yelp/