June 9th, 2015: Compensating

xoxoxoBruce · 06-08-2015, 10:54 PM

You have to feel sorry for the men in Britain who are... um, under endowed.
The manly thing to do would be to compensate with a gun, but that's right out of the question.
The Queen says even a big knife is a no-no.
Of course centuries old narrow lanes, limited parking, and high petrol prices, pretty much rule out a jacked up diesel dually.
So what's a shorty to do? Veggies... giant veggies..... My carrot's bigger than yours.

They will squash you.

06-08-2015, 10:54 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	June 9th, 2015: Compensating You have to feel sorry for the men in Britain who are... um, under endowed. The manly thing to do would be to compensate with a gun, but that's right out of the question. The Queen says even a big knife is a no-no. Of course centuries old narrow lanes, limited parking, and high petrol prices, pretty much rule out a jacked up diesel dually. So what's a shorty to do? Veggies... giant veggies..... My carrot's bigger than yours. They will squash you. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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