you are all going to hell

TheLorax · 04-28-2004, 10:50 PM

I had to deal with this crap all the time when I was in college. I was trapped like a rat because I worked at one of those kiosk places out in the middle of the mall. It was some kind of a loony magnet. There is just no reasoning with these people and I am hardly ignorant about religion. I was about 3 hours shy of a religion minor. I choose to be a heretic.

I tried everything from arguing them into a corner to singing the praises of Jebus just to get rid of them. Nothing works. If you are not a Christian, then you simply must give your heart to Jebus right now, this very minute here in the middle of the mall while on the clock – wildly inappropriate. If you say you are Lutheran or something normal, then they snort about how the “high churches” are all pomp and ceremony. What I need it would seem is good ole fashioned fire and brimstone. Would it be to much to ask for you to just fuck off and die. There is such a thing as decorum. I am not a Christian and I don’t pretend to be but the times I have been in a church the pomp and ceremony was frankly quite soothing and meditative.

I get religious about things like this:

04-28-2004, 10:50 PM	#31
TheLorax Keeper of the Decorum Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NC - USA Posts: 59	you break it, you bought it I had to deal with this crap all the time when I was in college. I was trapped like a rat because I worked at one of those kiosk places out in the middle of the mall. It was some kind of a loony magnet. There is just no reasoning with these people and I am hardly ignorant about religion. I was about 3 hours shy of a religion minor. I choose to be a heretic. I tried everything from arguing them into a corner to singing the praises of Jebus just to get rid of them. Nothing works. If you are not a Christian, then you simply must give your heart to Jebus right now, this very minute here in the middle of the mall while on the clock – wildly inappropriate. If you say you are Lutheran or something normal, then they snort about how the “high churches” are all pomp and ceremony. What I need it would seem is good ole fashioned fire and brimstone. Would it be to much to ask for you to just fuck off and die. There is such a thing as decorum. I am not a Christian and I don’t pretend to be but the times I have been in a church the pomp and ceremony was frankly quite soothing and meditative. I get religious about things like this: Attached Images __________________ "Unless someone like you cares a whole lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." Dr. Seuss

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