The Big Bang

[sexobon]

Oh hey, there's some good jokes in that statement ...

… Wait a moment, I think I've got one …

… Yes, here it is:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

The empty space outside the universe is the same place my consciousness was before I was born.

No dear, the only empty space to contain your consciousness is right where it's always been...between your ears.

*takes a bow*