Bong

[MaggieL]

Bong starts out bubbly, goes dry late in game
"At first I was stoked. Now the party's over... " --Bong
After the game, Bong was heard discussing a crossover career move to pro football. (While it isn't widely known, back in his college days, Bong quarterbacked in several bowl games, where his specialty was going long out of the shotgun.)

Pitching coach "Zig" Kifler acted quickly to place a lid on further speculation. "This is all premature, after all; Wine provided some excellent relief action, and won the game in extra innings after the bottom of the ninth ended in a Thai. This just isn't a Korea-ending move. Jamaican too much of it"