Not-Such-A-Good-Idea Food Combos

kerosene · 03-19-2005, 10:03 PM

I empathize completely, wolf. I am right with you on pickle hatred. It's that smell, taste...even picking up and moving a pickle to someone else's plate is gross to me. Not to mention, I have to quarantine any of the ruined food that sits next to where the pickle once was. Why do restaurants just assume we want that mess on our plates? I order McDonalds cheeseburgers with "ketchup only", as I have hatred with the same passion for mustard. Blech. The onions are just not prepared correctly on their food, IMO.

Anyway...pickles are nasty.

kerosene · 03-19-2005, 10:12 PM

While I am bitching about foods, I wanted to mention that cottage cheese is about the most digusting food I have ever dared to consume. Put it with fruit, put spices on top, put it in lasagne, blend it in a blender with other disguises, I don't care...I can't handle it. There is something about the texture that makes me think of the nastiest spoiled milk I have ever seen.

Another thing...why the hell do restaurants insist on making everything in huge portions and refusing to let me order from the kid's menu in protest? I would much rather have a simple grilled cheese or corn dog than a super duper over-grilled burger with a million things to put on it and a mound of french fries the size of my head. I often order just an appetizer at restaurants, so I can pawn off some of it to my family and so I don't end up with endless decisions about salads, potatoes, vegetables and shit that I am not going to eat anyway.

Thanks for letting me rant. Now back to your regularly scheduled thread.

Beestie · 03-19-2005, 11:07 PM

I cannot stand idly by while the beloved pickle endures such a vicious, malicious and sacraligious attack. I like dill pickles. No, I *love* dill pickles! The diller and saltier the better. I marinate beef in pickle juice. I eat 'em right outta the jar!

BUT, there outta be a law against sweet pickles. I mean seriously: sugar and pickles together? That pretty much wins the "two things that don't go together" award if you ask me. YUCK!!!!

Give me dill or give me death.

03-19-2005, 11:07 PM	#3
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	I cannot stand idly by while the beloved pickle endures such a vicious, malicious and sacraligious attack. I like dill pickles. No, I love dill pickles! The diller and saltier the better. I marinate beef in pickle juice. I eat 'em right outta the jar! BUT, there outta be a law against sweet pickles. I mean seriously: sugar and pickles together? That pretty much wins the "two things that don't go together" award if you ask me. YUCK!!!! Give me dill or give me death. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

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03-19-2005, 10:03 PM	#1
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I empathize completely, wolf. I am right with you on pickle hatred. It's that smell, taste...even picking up and moving a pickle to someone else's plate is gross to me. Not to mention, I have to quarantine any of the ruined food that sits next to where the pickle once was. Why do restaurants just assume we want that mess on our plates? I order McDonalds cheeseburgers with "ketchup only", as I have hatred with the same passion for mustard. Blech. The onions are just not prepared correctly on their food, IMO. Anyway...pickles are nasty.

03-19-2005, 10:12 PM	#2
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	While I am bitching about foods, I wanted to mention that cottage cheese is about the most digusting food I have ever dared to consume. Put it with fruit, put spices on top, put it in lasagne, blend it in a blender with other disguises, I don't care...I can't handle it. There is something about the texture that makes me think of the nastiest spoiled milk I have ever seen. Another thing...why the hell do restaurants insist on making everything in huge portions and refusing to let me order from the kid's menu in protest? I would much rather have a simple grilled cheese or corn dog than a super duper over-grilled burger with a million things to put on it and a mound of french fries the size of my head. I often order just an appetizer at restaurants, so I can pawn off some of it to my family and so I don't end up with endless decisions about salads, potatoes, vegetables and shit that I am not going to eat anyway. Thanks for letting me rant. Now back to your regularly scheduled thread.

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