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Trilby · 05-31-2005, 09:52 AM

Yeah. The size of MY left index finger. Mine, not yours. 2 1/4 inches long, 3/4-to maybe 1" in diameter. And he's got high blood pressure! You figure it out.

This I fell for?

I'm trying SO hard to get over him...

lookout123 · 05-31-2005, 10:40 AM

huh. guys are really walking around with gear like that? i seriously thought that was just a joke.

no - i'm not hung like a horse and making fun of people. just an average guy who really didn't know they came that small.

oh yeah - i assume that is his, um - excited state?

kerosene · 05-31-2005, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Yeah. The size of MY left index finger. Mine, not yours. 2 1/4 inches long, 3/4-to maybe 1" in diameter.

I don't think *I* knew they came that small...Bri, when compare to that, you could go bi...

jinx · 05-31-2005, 01:20 PM

I knew they came that small ::giggle::
It still cracks me up 15+ years later... It was explained to me at the time as "the Irish curse", but I've since discovered it was just that guy's curse and he was trying to take his countrymen down with him for some reason.

Trilby · 05-31-2005, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

I ... It was explained to me at the time as "the Irish curse", but I've since discovered it was just that guy's curse and he was trying to take his countrymen down with him for some reason.

Most of the Irish men I've known (and I went to a Catholic high school literally flush with them) have had exceptional equipment and good driving records

And as for the going bi thing...well. I never thought of it that way but you're right! I'll be sure to let you all know if I 'turn'.

LabRat · 05-31-2005, 01:41 PM

A guy I 'knew' that was about that same size made up for it with exceptional cunnilingal skills.

Exceptional.

kerosene · 05-31-2005, 01:52 PM

I think we effectively de-maled this thread.

I think it would be fun to have a thread for us girls to talk about our experiences...what do you ladies think?

(of course, we would have to limit experiences to those with people outside the cellar I think)

BigV · 05-31-2005, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by case

I think we effectively de-maled this thread.

I think it would be fun to have a thread for us girls to talk about our experiences...what do you ladies think?

(of course, we would have to limit experiences to those with people outside the cellar I think)

*raises hand*

Um, I think I'm speaking for a lot of guys here...You go right ahead. You don't mind if we watch, though, ok?

mrnoodle · 05-31-2005, 02:17 PM

Hey, no sexism here. It's gotta be open to all. There are loads of girls who are clueless about the finer points of the act.

kerosene · 05-31-2005, 02:32 PM

well, that is kind of the point, noodlehead.

We could offer advice to each other...hell, we could make it co-ed, but then it might just turn into a porn fest..which I guess isn't all that bad, either, but I dunno. We should just try it out, though...sex is such a big topic, but we never really have threads just about sex. Someone should run with this.

jinx · 05-31-2005, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by case

I think it would be fun to have a thread for us girls to talk about our experiences...what do you ladies think?

Ooh. I like it. Sort of like the Cellar meets Sex and the City.
"I dated this guy one time who had really awful tasting spunk..."

kerosene · 05-31-2005, 02:37 PM

Should we do it? I mean...start the thread?

lookout123 · 05-31-2005, 02:39 PM

go ahead. start it and have some fun.

busterb · 06-01-2005, 01:02 PM

[quote=And busterb---I'd never tell anyone in the Cellar about anyone else's equipment. Unless it was huge. Then I would. And please tell me-WHERE is there a Big City in MS?

[/QUOTE] Sorry. I forgot to give directions. Here ya go.
Big city

05-31-2005, 09:52 AM	#76
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Yeah. The size of MY left index finger. Mine, not yours. 2 1/4 inches long, 3/4-to maybe 1" in diameter. And he's got high blood pressure! You figure it out. This I fell for? I'm trying SO hard to get over him... __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-31-2005, 10:40 AM	#77
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	huh. guys are really walking around with gear like that? i seriously thought that was just a joke. no - i'm not hung like a horse and making fun of people. just an average guy who really didn't know they came that small. oh yeah - i assume that is his, um - excited state? __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin Last edited by lookout123; 05-31-2005 at 10:44 AM.

05-31-2005, 01:20 PM	#79
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	I knew they came that small ::giggle:: It still cracks me up 15+ years later... It was explained to me at the time as "the Irish curse", but I've since discovered it was just that guy's curse and he was trying to take his countrymen down with him for some reason. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

05-31-2005, 01:41 PM	#81
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	A guy I 'knew' that was about that same size made up for it with exceptional cunnilingal skills. Exceptional. __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

05-31-2005, 02:17 PM	#84
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Hey, no sexism here. It's gotta be open to all. There are loads of girls who are clueless about the finer points of the act. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

05-31-2005, 01:52 PM	#82
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I think we effectively de-maled this thread. I think it would be fun to have a thread for us girls to talk about our experiences...what do you ladies think? (of course, we would have to limit experiences to those with people outside the cellar I think)

05-31-2005, 02:32 PM	#85
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	well, that is kind of the point, noodlehead. We could offer advice to each other...hell, we could make it co-ed, but then it might just turn into a porn fest..which I guess isn't all that bad, either, but I dunno. We should just try it out, though...sex is such a big topic, but we never really have threads just about sex. Someone should run with this.

05-31-2005, 02:37 PM	#87
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Should we do it? I mean...start the thread?

05-31-2005, 02:39 PM	#88
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	go ahead. start it and have some fun. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-01-2005, 01:02 PM	#89
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	[quote=And busterb---I'd never tell anyone in the Cellar about anyone else's equipment. Unless it was huge. Then I would. And please tell me-WHERE is there a Big City in MS? [/QUOTE] Sorry. I forgot to give directions. Here ya go. Big city __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch. Last edited by busterb; 06-01-2005 at 01:04 PM. Reason: sp

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