E-mail Idiots on Parade

[Nic Name]

We are looking for 100 lazy people who want to make lots

of money without working....



We are not looking for people who are self-motivated.



We are not looking for people who join every 'get rich quick'

scheme offered on the Internet.



We are not looking for class presidents, beautiful people,

career builders or even college graduates. We don't even

want union workers or trade school graduates.



We want the laziest people that exist - the men and

women who expect to make money without lifting a

finger.



We want the people who have a hard time getting out

of bed before noon.



We want those of you who think that getting out of bed

to go lay on the couch is an effort that is best not thought

about.



If you meet this criteria, just click HERE and send
us an email. BE SURE TO TYPE IN THE

Subject Line the following words... "I do not want to work".

In fact, if you are so lazy that typing those words in the

Subject Line is too much of an effort, than just type

"work sucks" and we'll get the picture.



Either way, we will be absolutely certain that you are

the kind of person we want to be associated with and

we will make sure that you get the information

to bring you home with us.



In case you haven't figured it out yet, we want the kind

of people who DO NOT take risks. If you are the kind

of person who will consider doing something that's

NOT a 'Sure Thing', then do NOT respond. This is

too easy a way to make money and there's no

challenge in it.



If you can ever find the energy to make it to our website,

you will be able to see the first home business in history

that requires practically no work. NONE. By opting in

and asking for the link to our website, you will be telling

us that you want to make enough money that you can

quit your regular job and sleep all day, not to mention

some serious movie watching - if that's your thing



We are not looking for a commitment from you and we

don't even want your money at this stage.



As a matter of fact, we don't even want to hear from

you if the idea of making lots of money with very little

effort does not interest you. So my friend, this is the

first and last email we will ever send you. Just click

the link below and then go back to daydreaming or

whatever your current hobby is.



However, if nothing else, remember this - to make
money without working for it, just send an email with

the following words in the Subject Line: "I do not want

to work" by clicking on THIS LINK and we will email

you back with a link that gives you information on the

best of both worlds... a way to make money without

having to hardly even work.



Sweet Dreams,



Maxwell



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