Hello from a newbie

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I am counting myself as a newbie as I like this idea. 10 answers for you:

1) 3000 feet above sea level
2) They both come out of the closet
3) See you next Tuesday
4) On the Salcantay Trek
5) Yes
6) Thomas Jefferson
7) Milk, strawberries, chocolate and tofu
8) Lucille Ball
9) Well, that's what you get for shaving a monkey
10) Excessive cycling or exposure to heat

1) What happens when 1500 people on the beach all jump into the air simultaneously?
2) What happens when I get home and unlock the closet where I've put the kids?
3) What do I wish I'd said to my boss when I left work last Tuesday?
4) What was the original working title for Star Trek?
5) Name a famous ProgRock band from the 1970's.
6) Who would you most want negotiating your next big real estate purchase?
7) Name the components of an attractive, but inedible, confection.
8) What did Lucille do when she got really, really horny?
9) What is all this pubic hair doing stuck to the inside of my bathtub?
10) What makes Lance Armstrong's remaining testicle shrivel up?