The Beauty of Two Pink Lines

[xoxoxoBruce]

I have an uncooperative body. I have a long history with various hormone regulation drugs, beginning at the age of 15. Thus it was no surprise that, when my husband and I started trying to have kids a year and a half ago, there were difficulties. Normally, you have to try for a year before a fertility doctor will even speak to you, but that's assuming that your body is at least functioning normally on a superficial level. Since mine wasn't even doing that (after going off my hormone regulation drugs--which share a lot of properties with birth control pills--we waited four months and I did not manage to have any kind of cycle on my own,) they kindly let me see the fertility specialist before the standard one-year requirement.

I have to figure out how to refer to him on the Cellar once he's born.

Clod's-able.