Spam? Does Anyone Actually Make Money on It?

[Beestie]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Those people are the problem, without them spam would disappear.

They are also responsible for the proliferation of "Paid Programming" that fills my channel listing after midnight. I think they are all like that lady in Napolean Dynamite who spoke on behalf of many with her concise and to-the-point "I want that."

Speaking of Paid Programming, let's put a list together of pitch people we would like to see... uh... hmmmm... catapulted into deep space:

I'll start:

Billy Mays (some one please put the end of his pigtail in a garbage disposal)
Gunther Renky (the kitchen device guy)
That perfect hair real estate dude
John Basedow (the -2% body fat dude)
The bald guy who sells Orik (sp?) vacuums.