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Marching In!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Wichita, KS
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Larry Johnson "Uh, sorry about that."
State Trooper (Foster) "Alright, meow, hand over your license and registration. Your registration? Hurry up meow." Larry Johnson: "Sorry." Foster: "There something funny here, boy?" Larry Johnson: "No, no, no." Foster: "Well, then, why you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson? Alright meow, where were we?" Larry Johnson: "I'm sorry, are you saying meow?" Foster: "Am I saying meow?" Larry Johnson: "I-I-I thought--" Foster: "Don't think, boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going? Meow, what is so damn funny?" Larry Johnson: "I could have sworn you said meow." Foster: "Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?" Larry Johnson: "No, no." Foster: "Am I drinking milk from a saucer?" Larry Johnson: "No." Foster: "Well, do you see me eating mice?" Larry Johnson: "Now, you stop laughing right meow." Foster: "Yes, sir." Larry Johnson: "Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one." Foster: "But--" Larry Johnson: "No buts meow. That's the law. It's not so funny meow, is it?"
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