"We have foiled mass murder on an unimaginable scale"

Trilby · 08-14-2006, 09:45 AM

Here's an idea: Let's say you are really mistrustful of this whole 'rounding up the terrorists' thing AND you're pissed about the long lines at the airport, etc. Completely understandable. We could create an airline that does NOT security screen at all and the people who are upset about the fantasy of threat or the length of time it takes to get thru the airport could fly this line.

Hippikos · 08-14-2006, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Here's an idea: Let's say you are really mistrustful of this whole 'rounding up the terrorists' thing AND you're pissed about the long lines at the airport, etc. Completely understandable. We could create an airline that does NOT security screen at all and the people who are upset about the fantasy of threat or the length of time it takes to get thru the airport could fly this line.

Would that be a smoking allowed airline?

DanaC has a point though; several "terrorist" cases in the UK turned out to be a mistake with completely innocent people being killed and/or injured.

Trilby · 08-14-2006, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Hippikos

Would that be a smoking allowed airline?

No. No smoking, no drinking and your women must cover up.

Why is this such a dismissive idea? Put your money where your mouth is.

IF the planes had been blown up over the Atlantic, the cries would be, "WHY OH WHY DIDN'T OUR GOVERNMENTS KNOW ABOUT THIS?" etc. Can't really have it both ways, eh? Even you must know that.

MaggieL · 08-14-2006, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

We could create an airline that does NOT security screen at all and the people who are upset about the fantasy of threat or the length of time it takes to get thru the airport could fly this line.

Or you can fly with me, and I don't search you at all. Carry a concealed handgun: fine with me, I've got mine too.

The fact is, if I wouldn't trust you in my airplane with a weapon, I wouldn't trust you in it without one anyway.

Drawback: Limited destinations and schedules available, and no lavs.

Hippikos · 08-14-2006, 10:56 AM

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No. No smoking, no drinking and your women must cover up.

No topless service then I presume. Sorry, I'll make reservations with Hooters Air.

MaggieL · 08-14-2006, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Hippikos

No topless service then I presume.

I might consider topless service in warm weather. :-)

Hippikos · 08-14-2006, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MaggieL

I might consider topless service in warm weather. :-)

Alrighty then, where can I check in?

MaggieL · 08-14-2006, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hippikos

Alrighty then, where can I check in?

Depends where you want the flight to originate.

08-14-2006, 09:45 AM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Here's an idea: Let's say you are really mistrustful of this whole 'rounding up the terrorists' thing AND you're pissed about the long lines at the airport, etc. Completely understandable. We could create an airline that does NOT security screen at all and the people who are upset about the fantasy of threat or the length of time it takes to get thru the airport could fly this line. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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