The List

[Sundae]

9. Phlebotomists. I know they're necessary. I'm sure they're nice people, but I don't like them. Ouch. It's not my fault my veins don't easily give up their treasure.

10. Colleagues who leave printers/ photocopiers jammed, out of paper, out of toner and otherwise unusable. I don't care if you're paid more than me and therefore think your time is more valuable. I did NOT go to Photocopier University and am therefore no better qualified than you to stick my arms into a hot machine with sharp blades to retrieve a piece of paper. I like being good at things and if you'd come to ask me I wouldn't have rolled my eyes, I'd have helped. Instead you sent all your black & white printing to the much slower colour printer, which susequently ran out of toner and meant I couldn't get my mailout done because I really needed colour on my Drugs "Traffic Lights" mailout. And yes, I know I'm ranting.