Time for some TTF stories

DucksNuts · 11-16-2006, 05:01 AM

This one actually happened at work yesterday....

As I've mentioned, I work in quite a dysfunctional work environment and my boss is the porn king!!!

Yesterday, whilst one of our sales guys and I are sitting in my boss' office, a customer call was put through to his office and as he had his head set on, he just hit the switch and received the call.

He had been talking for a couple of minutes when he turned his chair around and his elbow must of bumped the keyboard......starting a porn video on his screen.

I glanced over at the first *oooohhhhHHHhhhh* and saw this lady (I use the term loosely :p) in a compromising position taking it up the bottbott!!.

She was particularly vocal and the volume was up really loud and by the time she got to a series of "OHhhhHHH YessssSSSSsss" my boss lets out with this "Oh, can you hear them in the next office? I'm terribly sorry, I cant believe they are at it again.....(cups hand over mouth piece and hollers)..WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU TWO ABOUT THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR!!!"

I near wet myself

Eh, its one of those things, it was really funny at the time

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11-16-2006, 05:01 AM	#2
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	This one actually happened at work yesterday.... As I've mentioned, I work in quite a dysfunctional work environment and my boss is the porn king!!! Yesterday, whilst one of our sales guys and I are sitting in my boss' office, a customer call was put through to his office and as he had his head set on, he just hit the switch and received the call. He had been talking for a couple of minutes when he turned his chair around and his elbow must of bumped the keyboard......starting a porn video on his screen. I glanced over at the first oooohhhhHHHhhhh and saw this lady (I use the term loosely :p) in a compromising position taking it up the bottbott!!. She was particularly vocal and the volume was up really loud and by the time she got to a series of "OHhhhHHH YessssSSSSsss" my boss lets out with this "Oh, can you hear them in the next office? I'm terribly sorry, I cant believe they are at it again.....(cups hand over mouth piece and hollers)..WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU TWO ABOUT THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR!!!" I near wet myself Eh, its one of those things, it was really funny at the time

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