Poop

[Hoof Hearted]

Originally Posted by be-bop

...the young plumber came up to me and said "You have to see this" dragging me to the toilets..

...there on the cubicle floor was a turd,"What about that then? 11 1/2 inches without breaking "he was so proud .

The bold portion is what caught my attention. He PLANNED to do his business on the floor hoping for the "big one" so he could show it to someone. I hope he cleans up the ones that don't pass muster...